Rule of thumb: never chug a Full Throttle and a NOS can and then try to do chemistry and calculus AT THE SAME TIME.  It's fucked up!  I cannot control my engineering instinct; I feel the need to have some thermite, potassium nitrate, and sulfur hexafluoride!  I'm so buzzed now, I gotta stop it with energy drinks.

A lesson we all should all know; never drink and derive.